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Genesis 12:17 But the LORD inflicted serious diseases on Pharaoh and his household because of Abram's wife Sarai.



meeeeeeemorieeees...

Go check out Cy-boar.

I think it's interesting that we just recently had a 1k hit spike in our hits from SensibleErection.com and, while we usually keep about 1/3 of those spikes, from that site, we retained a grand total of zero viewers (approximately-because I just got an e-mail telling me that there is at least one guy who stayed, but come on, I'm trying to make a point here. Don't bother me with your technicalities). I guess they didn't find enough erections here... Aparently they didn't look at all of Cannan's rants because there's a pretty decent erection at the bottom of one of them. But alas, our spiked readership was not to last. Sad.

In happier news, an awesome bilingual Korean translated the Unga song and it's just as awesome as I imagined it would be:

Unga=Poop (but like a kid version of saying it. Poopy?

Constipation sucks. We like pooping smoothly.
When the sun shines in the morning, I rush to the toilet.
The stuff I ate yesterday is escaping my body.
Have you eaten a melon? Take a look!?
Have you eaten a watermelon? Examine!
How about milk? Check!
Poopy! Squish!
Constipation sucks. We like pooping smoothly.
Yes, yes, today, let's make cute shapes!
Yes! Lets! Yes! Lets!
While straining, make sure you check.
Lift up your ass and check!
Poop in a circle and check!
Give it your best shot today!
POOPY!

Thanks to Stone Cha for that awesome translation. My life is a little bit more complete.

(And I just realized that during Cannan's upload of today's commentary, he totally deleted my commentary from yesterday. Everyone send him hate mail for it.)

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