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Sketch War Semi-Finals today.
Also, our first "What Bibble Says."
Pharoh, this one's for you.
We Wear The Mask
We wear the mask that grins and lies,
It hides our cheeks and shades our eyes,--
This debt we pay to human guile;
With torn and bleeding hearts we smile,
And mouth with myriad subtleties.
Why should the world be overwise,
In counting all our tears and sighs?
Nay, let them only see us, while
We wear the mask.
We smile, but, O great Christ, our cries
To thee from tortured souls arise.
We sing, but oh the clay is vile
Beneath our feet, and long the mile;
But let the world dream otherwise,
We wear the mask!
--Paul Laurence Dunbar
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Just
kidding. Pharaoh, you are a total pussy. Fuck, don't you realise that
you are the fucking king!? Hell, your people think that you are a GOD!
Get a harem or soemthing! SERIOUSLY! WHATS YOUR PROBLEM!!!
Pharaoh
is wearing the mask alright... not much else! I swear, aren't kings
supposed to have all kinds of fancy clothes? That has got to be the
most stripped down ruler I have ever seen. Maybe he's trying to fit in
with the common folk? What gives? He doesn't even have the typical
pharaoh headpice:
Pharaoh,
if you looked more like the picture above instead of some loser in his
underwear, maybe you'd have more luck with the chicks.
Maybe
if Pharaoh wasn't going after the mother of... everything, he might
have had a bit more luck too. Admittedly, it's just like a Pharaoh to
set your goals as high as Isis, but I think he could have really had a
chance with that hotty in the first panel if he applied himself.
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