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Genesis 7:18-21 For forty days the flood kept coming on the earth, and as the waters increased they lifted the ark high above the earth. The waters rose and increased greatly on the earth, and the ark floated on the surface of the water... The waters rose and covered the mountains to a depth of more than twenty feet. Every living thing that moved on the earth perished.
I know what you're all thinking...
How the hell did that
kid shimmy on up the ark like that? Not only is it a solid wall of flat
wooden slabs, it's wet and slippery, with waves constantly crashing up
against it ever millisecond. And yet the kid crawls on up it like he
was Spider-Man. I honestly don't think there's anything to worry about
concerning that kid. He's going to weather out this storm just fine.
He'll probably learn to breathe under water, the crazy kid. He'll start
up a city and name it Atlantis, and it'll eventually sink to the bottom
of the ocean, but no one who lived there would care because they all
learned the secret technique of being a total badass from that kid
right there.
So
Lucas tells me that todays comic is a bit gloomy. He says its really
twisted. Its not the usual "ha-ha!" funny you get here at The Holy
Bibble. Here is something for those of you who need something a little
more lighthearted:
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