Genesis 6:13~17 God said to Noah, "I am going to put an end to all people, for the earth is filled with violence because of them. So make yourself an ark of cypress wood. I am going to bring flood-waters on the earth to destroy all life under the heavens."
Wow... Noah looks very happy about the flood!
On the sixth day we load everyone up onto the ark and wait for the storm of the century!
Hurray! Everybody outside of my close family will die!
I get to spend a lot of time on a boat!
It will be like a really long cruise!
God likes me!
I'm jumping for joy!
We've enlisted and we're going to war (it's what everyone who follows God does eventually). Check out sketchwar.com and watch as we rise to the top using naught but our rapier wit and the power of GOD.
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you like our battle best, not because you know that voting against us
will enrage the All Mighty and that you'll be doomed to an eternity of
suffering.