Genesis 2:18 "It is not good for the man to be alone."
Rumors are vicious things, especially on the internet, where forums can spin them out of control until they're on some website, broadcasting what started as a simple hunch and turned into that which could ruin a man's good name forever.
That being the case, I should be very careful when I say that I'm pretty sure Cannan has the hots for the sheep.
Look,
I don't know what you all heard, so lets get one thing straight: I do
not have the hots for the sheep. I was misunderstood. All I said was
that if there were no human girls on the planet, I too would eventually
have to resort to bestiality. I am a man. I have needs. If my needs
aren't met, I'll go blind. Or Insane. So yeah... I also said that if
your going to do the nasty with something outside your own species, you
might as well do it with something nice and fluffy and cute, like
Adam's sheep there. That's all I was trying to say. I mean really, if
you had to choose... what would you choose? A horse? It would kick you.
A cat? Too small probably. A lion? Too deadly. A dolphin? Actually a
dolphin would work, as this dolphin lover
points out. But Adam probably didn't know about dolphins yet. Anyway,
all I was saying is that the sheep Adam chose would be the ideal choice
for the bestiality lifestyle because she's cute, fluffy, and things
would probably fit together ok, if you know what I mean. So yeah... I
don't have the hots for the sheep. Just give Adam a break ok? Really.
Deep inside, every one of us guys knows if we got desperate enough,
we'd all do it.
Sicko.
:: SeeIT Strip :: 
