Genesis 2:2 ...so on the seventh day [God] rested from all His work.
It's sort of strange.
Earth took two days to create, day two and day three. And then, to make
the rest of the millions of planets and stars and astroids and comets
and black holes and crazy flower shaped gas clouds, it only took one.
And THEN, to create the complex circulatory, digestive and respiratory
systems in each of the thousands upon thousands of animals in all the
world, including man, he only took two days as well. What the hell was
he even doing on that first day? Just light? JUST LIGHT? Maybe if he
didn't slack off so much at the beginning he wouldn't have had to rush
to get things done by the sixth day so he could not do anything the
seventh because, well, we all know you just don't do anything on a
sunday.
Its
simple. He created light on the first day because he needed to see what
the hell he was doing! I mean, when you go home to get started on a
project, whats the first thing you do? You turn on a light. Now... what
bothers me is that I have no idea where this light came from. He
created light on day one, but didn't create the sun until day four. Am
I the only one who sees a problem here? LIGHT COMES FROM THE SUN. It
comes from stars too, but those didn't get created until day four
either. But he created light on day one. Hmm. Oh Plus, right after day
one there was only light and nothing else, how would you know? There
would be nothing for the light to reflect off of. At any rate, isn't
God supposed to be all powerful anyway? Why didn't he just snap his
fingers and get it all done at once? What say you, Lucas? Is it sin to
pose such questions?
Yeah.
It's a sin. The sin of PRIDE. You prideful ass, how dare you question
your God. Obviously, he created a lamp on the first day. You just said
so yourself. You turn on the LIGHT. Like a light BULB. He turned on his
holy lightbulb and there you go. Light.
What
did the light reflect off of? Himself. Duh. Once he could see himself,
THEN he could start poofing things into existance. If he did that
without light, how'd he know what the hell he just created?
Geesh, Cannan, it's a sin to ask such dumb questions in the first place. The sin of retardedness.
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