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Genesis 2:22 He brought her to the man.

Let's do it like they do it on the discovery channel.

What's Eve got there anyway? Looks like a pie, but I'd like to think it's a chicken pot pie. I also wonder just what, exactly, it means for Adam and Eve to hook up? Is it masturbation? Incest? I'm not exactly sure. If Adam thought Eve was hot, would he be narcissistic? Did narcissism even exist as Narcissus wasn't around yet?

Or was he?

First of all, let me say that I believe it is a little strange that Lucas, the man behind the artwork, is confused about the identity of the food item he has just drawn. He says, and I quote: " Looks like a pie, but I'd like to think it's a chicken pot pie." I'd like to clear things up a bit for both him and for our loyal readers.

Consider the following Venn Diagram:

  1. Things that look like pies
  2. Actual Pies
  3. Sweet Pies
  4. Savory Pies
  5. Numerical Pies
According to Wikipedia, "a pot pie is a type of baked savory pie."

Now look at this picture of a chicken pot pie:

Observe that a chicken pot pie looks like a pie.

To summerize, a chicken pot pie has these 3 qualities:

  1. It looks like a pie.
  2. It is, in fact, an actual pie.
  3. It is a savory pie.
Chicken Pot Pie, therefore, would belong to set number 4 above, as well as set number 1 and set number 2. Or, in math language, Chicken pot pie is a member of 1 INTERSECT 2 INTERSECT 3. Now that we've gotten that out of the way, lets have a little quiz.

Match the following items with the correct set number above:

a) apple pie
b) cheesecake
c) 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582...
d) your mom
e) the yummy things your mom makes for me in the mornings.

As for your 2nd concearn, I believe the little angel at the cloning center made it clear that Eve was going to be pretty much totally different from Adam. There is no self love involved here. Speaking of self love, I have to go now.

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