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Genesis 39:4 Potiphar put [Joseph] in charge of his household, and he entrusted to his care everything he owned. 
"Naturally?" I don't think that's deserving of a "naturally." If he said everything, it should be everything. Especially his wife! Are two men truly friends if they can't share their women? I mean, I make out with Cannan's girlfriends all the time! 
Too bad Lucas can't ever return the favor! But hey, what are friends for? Besides, it would be pretty hard to find a girl who isn't my girlfriend! 
Speaking of making out, it looks like the ancient Jews just can't resist those hawt Egyptian ladies! 
I bet the Jews were never slaves in Egypt at all! They only stuck around and built the pyramids to pay their Egyptian baby mamas child support! I guess “slaves” just sounded more sympathetic than “deadbeat dads.” That’s why when I serve the ladies the porkchop, I always hold the sauce. | 
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