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Genesis 37:29 When Reuben returned to the cistern and saw that Joseph was not there, he tore his clothes.
Everyone has meters, you know. We just can't see them. But God naturally can, which is why we prophets are privy to the Hulk Meter. There's other ones too though, like the Emo meter, which usually goes up and down in direct correlation to the Hulk Meter. There's also a hunger meter, of course, and a bathroom one, a boredom one... and generally when God sees these meters, he right clicks on us and tells us what to do. But sometimes we got put in a house that was too big for us to reach the kitchen in time and we die of hunger. Then God ejects the game and tosses it out the window. Stupid game...
Nothing feels better than tearing your shirt off when you're really angry! I do it all the time! Plus, the ladies love it- anytime I rip my shirt off, they're all, "Oh Cannan, you're so manly, do me now!" and then we have sex like, nine times. And then I can't remember what I was so pissed off about anyway! Or, if you're like Reuben, by the time you've finished shredding your shirt all your anger will be used up and you'll need to go lay down and not get too pumped about anything for a while. Either way it works!
It's not surprising that Reuben had some trouble with his clothes though- tearing a shirt is actually pretty challenging! Not like tearing a phone book in half, which is really easy if you know how to do it. |
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