2. You are incorrect about blah blah blah in the bible.
No, see, you're incorrect. We are God's prophets, sent down from heaven to retranslate the bible into something that actually makes some semblance of sense. Therefore, we can say whatever we want because we've already been assured by the Archangel Gabriel that it's all the direct Word of God.

3. OMG, do you really believe you're prophets?
OMG, did you really just ask that question?

4. Are you seriously going to rewrite the ENTIRE BIBLE??
We're certainly going to try.

5. Ok, seriously, what religion are you guys anyway? Are you Christians or making fun of Christianity or what?
What do you mean? We're prophets... we believe in whatever God tells us. You shouldn't doubt God when he tells you the Truth straight to your face, I mean, come on. It's God... GOD! So what's our religion? We don't have one. We just believe the Truth. You should too.

6. Who does what in this comic anyway?
Cannan technically writes it, Lucas technically draws it. Lucas also upkeeps the site. Cannan occasionally writes funny commentaries. Lucas writes dry commentaries. They're funny to him. But only him.

7. How do you draw HB?
First I take a piece of paper and a well sharpened pencil and throw them away. Second, I open up Macromedia Flash MX, grab my Wacom and start drawing. I probably use over 100 layers per comic. One for the eyes, one for the hair, one for an arm, etc, etc. I then print screen a panel and take it over to my comic outline template in Photoshop where I size it into it's little box, type out the text and make a transparent speech bubble. Then I go back to Flash and start on the next panel. I don't use Photoshop for the actual drawing because it requires a precision and control over the whole wacom thing that I simply do not possess.

8. May I draw fanart/guest strips for HB?
You probably want to do this anyway, with or without our consent. Drawing pictures of high ranking angels or demons would most likely win you good favor with them. Be careful about making fun of them in your guest strip, though. You might not want to make fun of Michael, for instance, though you could win favor with Satan that way. It's up to you.

9. Can I translate your comic?
Once upon a time, we did have a translation section, and we asked anyone and everyone to translate the Bibble, hoping for it to follow it's predecessor as being the most translated book/comic around. However, Lucas quickly realized that there was no way he could keep up with all the languages people were offering to translate. So, unfortunately, we're no longer doing translations on this site. However, if you have Photoshop and html skills and want to make a translation subsite, we'll gladly link to you after you get going.

10. When do you update?
Monday / Wednesday / Friday

11. Will you do a link exchange?
Link exchanges don't make any sense. If you like something, link to it. If you don't, don't. Anyone who says to me, "I like you enough to link to you, but not enough to do it if you don't link back" obviously doesn't like us very much at all. Link exchanges also promote lists so gargantuan that no reader would bother to filter through them anyway. We will link to comics in our commentaries if we find need to. Otherwise, sorry but no.

11. How do I contact either of you? There's no email!
You can PM Lucas in the forum, he checks that at least once a day. As for Cannan, there's no getting ahold of him. His ADD often makes him forget either Holy Bibble or Lucas exist, let alone e-mails. If you really want to ask Cannan something, you can ask Lucas to ask Cannan. This naturally perpetuates the rumor that there is no Cannan, but what are you gonna do?

12. Whoah, does Cannan exist?
Yes.

13. WHOAH, I just read that you two are really girls. IS THIS A PRANK!?
No. We really are girls. Please read here for more information.